The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: Celeb Beach Edition

One of the scariest times at the beginning of the summer is when I pull out my bikinis from the bottom of my drawer and realize that I have not even begun to get into shape to hit the beach. Not only that but a bikini can go from bad to ugly very quickly if it does not fit well. One does not necessarily need to be a beanpole like Ms. Diaz to rock a hot bikini but before hitting the sand make sure it fits.

Hot!

Try not to fall out.

Gross. Never say yes to a neon thong.

Fabu vs. Faboo Looks of the Day: Teen Pop Icon Edition

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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: Trapeze Dress Edition

I love the trapeze dress. Enough said. Still it can go horribly wrong.

Sienna Miller

Her outfit is flawless. I love the brown ankle boots with the black tights. Ties together the vintage appeal of her loosely fitted dress.

Kate Bosworth

Yes, I realize it is Lanvin, and never did I think I could say something bad about Lanvin. But this dress is just not attractive on this tiny person. She looks like a little girl trying on her mom's clothes.

Britney Spears
Not quite as trapezey as the other two but I felt compelled to include this atrocious number. I think BSpears demonstrates how not to wear babydoll, trapeze, and yellow in one fell swoop.

Source: Teddy&Moo, People

Britney Spears Needs a Mirror

Source: Fly Net

There are no words for this atrocity that B.Spears wore out in daylight while shopping for baby clothes. Often I think people give her such a hard time just because it is easy...but then she goes and does something like borrowing clothes from a streetwalker and I see the truth.